Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C).
Lightly grease a small baking dish or oven-safe ramekin.
Stir together cream cheese, yogurt, cheeses, bacon, jalapeños, garlic, paprika, mustard, salt, and pepper until smooth.
If the dip feels loose from the canned jalapeños, add 1 tbsp shredded cheddar or 1 tsp almond flour.
Spoon into the baking dish, smooth the surface, then sprinkle the almond-flour topping evenly.
Bake 18–20 minutes until bubbly and golden.
(Optional: Broil 1–2 minutes for a crisp crust.)
Cool slightly and top with more bacon and jalapeño slices before serving.